Why skelethon doesn't go to the park?
- Because he has nobody to go with.
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What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
- A good start
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"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
[Rich Cook]
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Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders.
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Programming is like sex:
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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If you don't make backups, you probably will.
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The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
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If you want REAL hardware acceleration you can get a good 9.81 m/s^2 by releasing the mass of the laptop from a significant height.
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#define TRUE FALSE
// Happy debugging suckers
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Who needs quality when you have marketing?
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